WordPress’s autoformatting sucks.
Nice way to start off a post on a blog that runs on WordPress huh? But really, I was trying time and again to enter some php code into the html editor that wouldn’t be totally screwy once it was published. I tried a couple of plugins and while they did the job somewhat they still allowed wordpress Read the rest of this entry…
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Trying out the Hover plugin.
Try hovering over the links in this post to see the custom popups. You can also hover over any other links and see that all the popups now look the same.
Here is a link to a blog by Holly.
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Apricot sweet
Apricot sour
Breathed in deep
You came to devour
All of my fears
All of my cares
No where near
My swollen stare
Banished for hours
Resulting peace
Apricot sour
Apricot sweet
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For the longest time now I have been wanting to see all the wordpress shortcodes that were registered and available on the site. I asked on twitter, IRC, and in a couple of forums but no one seemed to know how to find out this information. Until now!
Today I stumbled across this post on the wordpress forums: http://wordpress.org/support/topic/265217
Here is the code provided by MichaelH:
[code='php']
global $shortcode_tags;
echo "
";
print_r($shortcode_tags); echo "
";
?>[/code]
And it worked! Hooray! 
It outputs an array of all the shortcodes that are available to you on your wordpress installation. Now to figure out how to put this info into a description field under the edit-post box. Why? I have terrible memory.
I would prefer a way that does not involve editing the core theme files but if it can't be done through the functions.php file or some other way I would give in and do it.
If anyone has any ideas on how to do this please leave a comment and let me know.
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I want to tell you a story. I don’t know exactly why this has been on my mind so much lately but it might have something to do with all the Garmin and TomTom commercials I’ve been seeing on TV.
About 15 years ago I started driving taxi in Nashua NH. A lot of free time to think is only one of the benefits of this line of work. On one of these days I was on my way with a passenger to the Manchester Airport and he was asking me about things to do in the city, places to eat, etc. We had a pleasant conversation about the two cities on the ride. I dropped him at the terminal and headed back to Nashua. It was at this point that I had some of that free time to think that I mentioned earlier. Read the rest of this entry…
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It was the night before christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty even the mouse.
Dad at the whore house
mom smokin grass
and I’d settled down for a nice piece of ass.
Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter!
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew right away that fat fucker fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer!
He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart
that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed as he flew through out of sight
piss on u all and have one hell of a night!
MONEY IS SHORT
TIMES ARE HARD
HERE’S YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD!!!
This is a copy/paste from a text message I received from Holly. It is not my original work. If it is yours, please notify me so I can give credit.
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