“The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart.”
For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
Douglas Adams
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change & the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off.
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross & which to burn.
It’s not that I’m not a people person, I’m just not a stupid people person.
I don’t talk shit, I just state facts get the fuck over it.
It was words strung into sentences,,it was doomed to not be right.
-Megadeth
As people grow they realize it becomes less important to have more friends & more important to have real ones.
“Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.”
“You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her”
“For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.”
“Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”
“I’m tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
The mere thought hadn’t even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
-Douglas Adams
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
“Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”
“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.”
“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.”
“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep… wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you…. The one who turns to his friends and says, ‘that’s her.’”
Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?
“Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow, we must fail in order to know. Sometimes our visions clear only after our eyes are washed away with tears.”
“To Live Is To Suffer, But To Survive Is To Find Meaning In The Suffering”
“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love”.
“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose.”
“Love is the journey from wanting to having.”
“Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.”
“To be in love is to love an ideal within yourself. To love is to love no ideal but love within itself.”
“It’s never too late to become the person you might have been.”
“The truth is I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let people fool themselves. They didn’t bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn’t argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn’t. When they found this out, they would blame me for disillusioning them and fooling them.” -Marilyn Monroe
“Well behaved women rarely make history.”
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
“Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone’s eyes.”
“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
“Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.”
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
“If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.”
~Einstein
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.”
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~George Carlin.
Houses should be more like ovens. Self-insulating and self-cleaning!
The cynic is his own worst enemy. It requires far less skill to run a wrecking company than it does to be an architect.
It is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom.
~Einstein
Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.
“You can’t cross a sea by merely staring into the water.”
- Rabindranath Tagore
It takes 3 seconds to say I love you, Three hours to explain it, and a whole life time to prove it~
What I hear, I forget. What I see, I remember. What I do, I understand.
~Confucius
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.
“I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.”
— Leo Rosten
Hippy & Gizzy
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